Christening
Ceremony Renaming a boat is a serious matter. According
to legend, each vessel is recorded by name in the Ledger of the Deep and is known
personally to Poseidon, or Neptune, the God of the Sea. If proper procedures are
not followed when renaming a vessel, it can result in bad luck. To change the
name of a boat, it must first be purged from the Ledger of the Deep and from Poseidon's
memory. The process begins with the thorough removal or obliteration of every
trace of the boat's current identity. Once every reference to her old name has
been removed from her, a metal tag with the old name written on it in water-soluble
ink is prepared. Several bottles of champagne are also required for the ceremony. On
a beautiful Fall day in the middle of Lake Pontchartrain, along with Melissa's
family, we held a proper christening ceremony wherein we renamed our Lagoon catamaran
from her old name of Kariann to her new name Indigo Moon. Buddy
began the ceremony by invoking the name of the ruler of the deep: "Oh
mighty and great ruler of the seas and oceans, to whom all ships and we who venture
upon your vast domain are required to pay homage, implore you in your graciousness
to expunge for all time from your records and recollection the name Kariann which
has ceased to be an entity in your kingdom. As proof thereof, we submit this ingot
bearing her name to be corrupted through your powers and forever be purged from
the sea. (At this point, the prepared metal tag is dropped from the bow of the
boat into the sea.) In grateful acknowledgment
of your munificence and dispensation, we offer these libations to your majesty
and your court." Buddy then poured half the Champaign
into Lake Pontchartrain from East to West. Then the
renaming ceremony began by calling Poseidon: "Oh
mighty and great ruler of the seas and oceans, to whom all ships and we who venture
upon your vast domain are required to pay homage, implore you in your graciousness
to take unto your records and recollection this worthy vessel hereafter and for
all time know as Indigo Moon, guarding her with our mighty arm and trident and
insuring her of safe and rapid passage throughout her journeys within your realm. In
appreciation of your munificence, dispensation and honor of your greatness, we
offer these libations to your majesty and your court." At
this point, more champagne was poured into Lake Pontchartrain. The
next step was to appease the gods for the winds, which assures fair winds and
smooth seas. The four winds are brothers, so it is permissible to invoke them
all at the same time. "Oh mighty rulers of
the winds, through whose power our frail vessels traverse the wild and faceless
deep, we implore you to grant this worthy vessel Indigo Moon the benefits and
pleasures of your bounty, ensuring us of your gentle ministration according to
our needs." Buddy faced North and recited the following
after offering Poseidon more champagne: "Great
Boreas, exalted ruler of the North Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty
powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming
scourge of your frigid breath." Facing west and
pouring champagne to the west: "Great Zephyrus,
exalted ruler of the West Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers
in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge
of your wild breath." Facing east and pouring champagne
to the east: "Great Eurus, exalted ruler
of the East Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit
of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your might
breath" Facing south and pouring champagne to the
south: "Great Notus, exalted ruler of the
South Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our
lawful endeavors, every sparing us the overwhelming scourge of scalding breath." Having
ceremoniously and successfully completed the expungment of the old name, Kariann,
and with the proper registry of the new name,
Indigo Moon, with Poseidon and the various Gods of wind, it was safe to
apply the new name of Indigo Moon to the
boat so as to begin her new life with good luck and proper homage having been
paid to the legendary Gods and Rulers of the deep blue sea. |